Patience

Quote from Abigail (aged 7) on being told she couldn't do something immediately:

Mum: "You'll just have to practise patience."
Abigail: "I've practised patience hundreds of times and I'm very good at it. ... I just can't wait anymore!"

Me and My Brain

Lucia (aged 5) was being told off for not doing something she was supposed to do.

Lucia: "Well, it's not my fault!"
Dad: "So whose fault is it?"
Lucia: "It's my brain's fault!"

Life Without Computers

Lucia (aged 5): "Dad, did you have computers when you were young?"
Dad: "No, not when I was your age."
Lucia: "Wow! That must have been horrible!"

I Love Protein

A quote from Joanna (age 8) following a comment about protein:

I love protein ... although I don’t really know what protein is ... is chocolate protein?

Book now available on Amazon.com

My book ("Would You Like To Sin More And Still Get To Heaven") is now available on amazon.com - still waiting for it to become available on other Amazon sites...

Waking Up In Heaven

Quote from Abigail (aged 6):

I think I shall call life a dream... and heaven is the waking up.

The Browns

Quote from Abigail (when she was aged 5):

When you come to think of it, the Browns* are actually quite nice.
But I don't usually come to think of it.

[* Name changed to protect the innocent... :)]